July 1, 2011

Epic Disaster

I don't wish bad things on good people, and I don't like to wish bad things on bad people.  But today?  I'm pretty sure that Moon Sand was invented by Satan himself.  Putting ages 3 and up on the box only prompts people to buy it as a gift.  THIS IS NOT A GOOD GIFT FOR 3 YEAR OLDS!!! (or 4 year olds) 
So today, to the man who invented Moon Sand, I hope a bird mistakes your unprotected head for a car windshield.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have mountains of sand to finish cleaning out of my dining room.

1 comment:

  1. Agreed! Moon Sand is THE worst. So bad in fact that I won't even attempt the new Moon Dough. You'd think that dough wouldn't be messy, but I just don't trust anything "moon" anymore.

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